And be happy. Buy more now.
Because there’s a warning on every DVD. What about tailpipes?
Dioxin in your brain? Unavoidable. Cancer? A near certainty. Depression? Guaranteed. What flavor of shaving cream do you really want?
It consumes 25% of the world every day yet it requires some kind of mood enhancer because it doesn’t feel good. It eats more than anything else and it is still hungry. It gets up every day and destroys the world. Isn’t that enough to force a smile?
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